Okay, so I’ve been reading a lot of blog posts by authors that are just filled with anger, disbelief, and irritation over the season opening episode of Mike & Molly. Apparently, Molly goes to a writing camp for several months and returns home with an advance check for a book she has yet to write.
Yep, you read that right. Some publisher who attended the writer’s camp gave her an advance–and a hefty one at that–for a book she hasn’t written. As she tells it, she wrote a chapter or two and the publisher loved it so much he gave her a check for thousands of dollars–enough to pay cash for a sports car–and a deadline to finish the manuscript.
The writers’ blogs I’ve been reading have the authors in an uproar. All of them are peeved that Molly:
- Got an advance on a book not yet written
- Is an unknown, unproven writer who got an advance on a book not yet written
- That the TV show erroneously depicts being a struggling writer as anything BUT difficult, disappointing, and–at times–displeasing
They’re not entirely wrong. In real life, Molly is more likely to have gotten some writing tips from said publisher–if she got that much at a writing camp.
But this is television. A comedy nonetheless.
Anyway, I decided to continue to watch the show to see how her progress goes, and I have to say the episode that aired Monday, February 9th is probably going to be ripped to shreds in blog posts by writers that exist in the real world…and I’m going to be one of them.
Molly takes her completed manuscript to her publisher and then has a follow-up meeting with said publisher. She’s given a suggestion by said publisher that her book was good but could actually be a phenomenal success if suddenly–in the throes of passion–her heroine is transported to a new era in time. She must bed a man in each time period she lands in hopes of finally landing back in the present and in the arms of her one true love. Molly–afraid to reject the suggestion–goes home and tries unsuccessfully to make the revisions her publisher has asked for.
As an aside here, allow me to tell you about one of my own encounters with a publisher. My novel, Montana Reins, is a western about a strong-willed. stubborn, intelligent horse trainer making a name for herself in a man’s arena. One publisher I submitted the synopsis to asked for the entire manuscript, which I sent. I got back a positive response telling me the publishing house was very interested in signing me, but only if I was willing to make a couple changes to the manuscript. Here are their requests (mind you, I had to pick which one I was willing to adhere to):
- Could I change the time period to some point in the future (my choice of time) and have the entire book take place in outer space; or
- Could I rewrite the book to 1700s Ireland
I passed on the publisher. I have faith in my work and had I thought the plot would work in either time period, I would have written it in one or the other to begin with. And, another publisher took the manuscript as written. Now, let’s check in with Molly and see what she’s up to…
Back at the publisher’s office, she admits she cannot make the changes requested. The publisher stands up and snidely tells her he owns her and will destroy her unless she does as he demands. Dejected and demoralized, Molly goes home and works on the book. Then we see her at the office of her publisher once more only this time she pulls a fast trick on him and sneakily gets him to change his mind. It’s not enough that he falls for her ploy, but he also shrinks back and gives in to her demands.
Only in a television comedy could this happen between a writer and a publisher. What upsets me is not that this isn’t a real world depiction of the relationship between a writer and a publisher, but that it passes as comedy.
I am secure enough in my talent to not be offended by what has taken place between Molly and her publisher. However, as a television viewer I am disappointed in the plot, the characterization, and the dialogue. My biggest question is not: Could this happen in real life? No, my biggest question is: What has happened to sitcom writing today?
Until next time, I hope your television viewing is something to laugh at!