Cats RULE!

Jillian here!  Happy Monday-  Or is that an oxymoron?? I’m not having a bad day and hope none of you are either. Hobbes is a bit upset with me, but it’s really his fault. I was trying to get something out of the refrigerator and he put himself under my foot. Really– I swear that’s what happened. By his reaction though- it was as if I’d taken aim and tried to demolish him….. wait….hellllp…

Hobbes here-  I just shoved that woman away from the keyboard. She’s in big trouble. I may never speak to her again… stepping on me like that…what was she thinking? She’s as big as a moose and I can’t help it if she can’t see. I’ve been trying to tell her she needs to go have her contacts upgraded if she’s that pitiful at seeing such a handsome guy as me.  AND I know she was going to pour milk in her glass….and not share one bit with lil ole me.  Shame on her.

As soon as she stepped on my toe, she tried to capture me and who knows what she’d have done next? She pretended to want to apologize, and who knows? She might have meant it, but you know what? I have to show her who runs this taco stand. She must be given the silent treatment….at least until she comes home from work this afternoon and opens the snack bar.

Shhhh.  Don’t tell her my belly and I are going to forgive her….Let her sweat-  that’ll be easy since it’s still in the 90’s here.

Hobbes: Over and out.  Happy September… Nap time for all good kitties!FullSizeRender

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8 responses to “Cats RULE!

  1. Hooooobbbbbes! (and Jillian!) It’s good to hear from you both. 🙂 I get the whole stepped on thing, Hobbes. Dude is tapping me on the leg reminding me the same thing happened to him a couple weeks ago. I know you think you don’t get much respect, but you do. Though, I’ve had several talks with Dude about who actually rules our home. He keeps winning those discussions, though. 🙂

    • Laurie, Laurie, Laurie, the cat always wins those discussions- it’s the way of the world, you know.  And my poor Dude friend getting trampled on as well makes me sad. I hope you duly apologized and offered him some nice treats. He deserves them. I hope he didn’t cat shun you for too long- don’t tell him I told you, but the trick is to open up that snack bar.  And don’t worry about Jillian- she didn’t crack her head too badly when I shoved her off that chair….your pal, Hobbes! 

      • Hobbes, Dude still won’t come near me when I’m wearing a long skirt (which I was the day I stepped on him.) Sigh. I did apologize. And he got treats. Thankfully, it didn’t take him long to purr his acceptance of my apology. 🙂 I hope you are being nice to your mistress, with no more head-cracking. Remember, she does have the key to the food cupboard! 🙂

      • I’m glad Dude got his treats and he’s wise to stay away when long skirts are involved.  I will TRY to be nice to Jillian. Operative word: TRY!    She is pretty cool most of the time.  Shhh. That’s a secret. 

  2. Now Hobbes, could that really be you, talking about your Human Mom like that? Shame on you! Have some respect.I happen to know that she’s a nice person who loves you. Now, forgive and try to forget!

    • She has to be punished for a little while…you know, Ms. Tonette, so she gets the message to watch for me at all times….When she opens the snack bar, all will be forgiven.  Hobbes!

  3. Silly Hobbes!
    We’ve got a few of those. They’ll dart in front of us – mid-step – and then bellyache because their tail gets stepped on. Sheesh! You’d think they’d have better manners – being the bosses of the house and all.

    • TrishaFaye- Jillian here- Hobbes is now unhappy that you called him a belly-acher — Thanks for taking the heat off me. Lol. And the bosses DO need better manners for sure. 😁

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